Who?
Once upon a time, there was a young, feckless, directionless lad, who fell into life, one "accidental" choice at a time. Accidental education choices, accidental job choices, accidental friends and accidental girlfriend choices, ... etc. etc.
Fast forward some 40 years, to the svelte, polished t*rd that inhabits the body you see before you. Success doesn't come more accidental than the..... Fun Badger. Ride On!